tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post3920666459800557821..comments2023-10-12T07:16:36.892-04:00Comments on A2eatwrite: My Bank Account versus My PenisJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362687820368214420noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-68033134824739387292007-11-12T10:23:00.000-05:002007-11-12T10:23:00.000-05:00Now I wonder just why it is that women don't get s...Now I wonder just why it is that women don't get spam for things like "How to increase your shoe closet size" or "Discount shoes and purses - no prescription needed"?<BR/><BR/>And I've often thought about setting up a real bank account with, like, twenty bucks in it. Then respond to all the phishing emails with the account number missing a couple of digits or something. Then just keep stringing them along, handing out bad numbers and playing dumb, until finally giving them the actual account number AFTER notifying the bank. Story-telling, intrigue, correspondence, busting scammers ... fun times. (Yeah, I'll see about working that into my schedule. It looks like I've got a slot between 3 and 4 in the morning open.)Jamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17962802919604963474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-3327817769794368882007-11-12T08:49:00.000-05:002007-11-12T08:49:00.000-05:00That was pretty funny! I get spam for a larger pe...That was pretty funny! I get spam for a larger penis also.Alex Elliothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08567976812466320977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-6718002357997875262007-11-12T02:13:00.000-05:002007-11-12T02:13:00.000-05:00hee hee - yes, my gmail account spammers think I n...hee hee - yes, my gmail account spammers think I need a larger penis too! My life is lacking! Clearly! My penis if far too small and women DON"T LIKE IT! No Matter WHAT they say!<BR/><BR/>oh well.Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11582796689281835066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-29628760204351794752007-11-11T17:29:00.000-05:002007-11-11T17:29:00.000-05:00I love this post. But you shouldn't have labled it...I love this post. But you shouldn't have labled it all those things. So many weirdos will find this now! And I get a lot of spam from this said to be company that will, in exchange for a decent sum of money, give me an American passport and a green card. "I'm on my way to America".. All credit to them though, because they found the right girl...!Mikaelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03945663465425794174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-60791529399836710432007-11-11T17:26:00.000-05:002007-11-11T17:26:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Mikaelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03945663465425794174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-82969936742599925052007-11-11T13:07:00.000-05:002007-11-11T13:07:00.000-05:00Lately I've been receiving a lot of "propositions"...Lately I've been receiving a lot of "propositions" from Russian girls. Seems odd, maybe my name is popular in lesbian circles? Maybe they're hoping my husband will check my email? Maybe he can pay with that big fat check we're getting from someone for "safekeeping" their bank funds.Flower Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08611806187828172442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-7269525618961793292007-11-11T00:13:00.000-05:002007-11-11T00:13:00.000-05:00I win a lottery everyday. I win a Microsoft conte...I win a lottery everyday. I win a Microsoft contest and a BMW at least once a week. I get all the hot stock tips and the best offers on discounted viagara. My urgent help is required by many foreign dignitaries and I've got dozens of work at home job offers. I also have the opportunity to stop frustrating my partner and find success in bed all while being one click away from the best replica purses on the web.<BR/><BR/>Man, I love e-mail!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-85622634633689318962007-11-10T17:39:00.000-05:002007-11-10T17:39:00.000-05:00I've been getting so many penis-related emails tha...I've been getting so many penis-related emails that I realised they obviously must know something I don't, so I checked and -- damnedest thing, this -- found what might be actually be a penis lurking "down there"! (On further inspection, though, I discovered it wasn't.) But I tell you, I'm lovin' the dear sensitive little poems that have started arriving in the MegaDik emails: I mean, what inspired mind would think of rhyming "you've met a girl that's hot" with "you want to screw her dripping twat"? Someone who's clearly mad, bad and dangerous to know, that's who! Lord Byron would be so proud. Love, R xxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-88645240216312820432007-11-10T14:07:00.000-05:002007-11-10T14:07:00.000-05:00now this was an interesting post :p. I have never...now this was an interesting post :p. I have never really analysed the spam that much. Surprisingly I get most of it at work! <BR/><BR/>And yes I seem to be in need of viagra, the security breach of my account on unknown banks is also widespread, I need to take a lot of pharmaceuticals and need to buy very suspicious stockoptions<BR/><BR/>:)Goofballhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11155032632164828945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-7125515507237581722007-11-10T13:57:00.000-05:002007-11-10T13:57:00.000-05:00You should have made bubba try it without using hi...You should have made bubba try it without using his hands!! Works every time!! <BR/><BR/>The latest spam I rec'd is that I have won the lottery in the UK! And all I have to do is give them my bank account and send them some money for the handling charges and I will get over 1 million British pounds!<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, my religion does not let me gamble on such things so I have had to turn them down. Also, sadly, the Nigerians who just need help in converting their currency.<BR/><BR/>I guess I just won't get rich this way. I may have to start putting adverts on my blog...Fourier Analysthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09689357373595434853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-88839341363056853862007-11-10T12:12:00.000-05:002007-11-10T12:12:00.000-05:00Oh, you got me laughing! I knew we had something i...Oh, you got me laughing! I knew we had something in common!annohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05102616203481686227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-46939193369235693992007-11-10T11:14:00.000-05:002007-11-10T11:14:00.000-05:00Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh, man, I am giggling so much...Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh, man, I am giggling so much as I read this that the tears will be rolling soon. Love it!<BR/>I get spam across the board on my yahoo account, but I would have to say most definitely that they think I should take more drugs. 1 in 5 will be about the pharmeceutical miracles which can be delivered (for a discount) to my door. Come to think on it, some of these miracles may enlarge my penis. <BR/>Of course, I have ordered them. Every. One.Jenn in Hollandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02356887577439040747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-810163108481683709.post-66888800420126806792007-11-10T09:40:00.000-05:002007-11-10T09:40:00.000-05:00Do you have any idea how many weird hits you're go...Do you have any idea how many weird hits you're going to get from this post? LOL...<BR/><BR/>Apparently, for the most part, I just need Mega-Dik.<BR/><BR/>Ha.Marianne Arkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00934613403368823760noreply@blogger.com